Condiments

I went to McDonald's yesterday and got a number ten. For those of you who do not know what a number ten is, it's a 10 piece nugget and fries. So I ordered this number ten, super sized it, and got a large sweet tea. Then they asked me if I need any sauce with it, I said just lot's of ketchup. I got back to the office and I guess lot's of ketchup just means six. How am I supposed to eat large fries and 10 nuggets with only six packets of ketchup? It can't be done.

I went to Burger King last week and got a Whopper with large onion rings. I had to ask for the onion ring sauce, they didn't even offer it to me, and then the girl only gave me one sauce for all those onion rings. How am I supposed to eat all my onion rings with no sauce on them? It can't be done.

I have come up with this brilliant idea that will stick it to the man of these billion dollar corporations who make so much money in one day I know they can afford to give me at least 10 packets of ketchup or two maybe three onion ring sauces. If you eat inside of these restaurants they have the pump things where you can get your ketchup. My idea is to get those little plastic containers that most restaurants put their salad dressing in and fill them up with ketchup. Get enough that can last a few trips. Put them here in my fridge at work and then every time I go back to McDonald's or wherever I'll get more ketchup and then I will have a national reserve of ketchup. This plan is genius!

If you have any other ideas or you know somebody who runs these chains put a good word in for me so I can get more ketchup. And if I don't post anything before Thanksgiving, I hope you all have a wonderful and safe Thanksgiving.

That's How I Roll SIDE NOTE brought to you by Travis:
Louwisa and I found out yesterday that we are having GIRLS! And if they look their mother then I am in major trouble later in life. So this Christmas I am asking for a Double Barrel Shotgun!