Fish & Cowboys

I got off work at 5 yesterday, like I do everyday Monday - Friday, and took my mountain bike down to Jeff's Bike Shop. It's a pretty sweet bike shop and it's like the only one here in Huntington, but still, it's nice. Louwisa works right down the street from Jeff's so I stopped in to say hi to my hunny before she got off work. When she got off work we decided to go to Quizno's. For those of you who used to live here in Huntington the one on 4th Ave. shut down due to some embezzlement I hear. So, Louwisa and I had to go to the one in Barboursville. For those of you who don't live here in West Virginia or this area Barboursville is a little city right beside Huntington that might as well be part of Huntington because no one has no idea where the city limits begin and end, it's weird. Anyway, back to the point. Louwisa and I ate at Quzino's, then went to Kroger, we needed more milk, Louwisa has been chugging it like crazy lately. We leave Kroger and start heading back to the Interstate to get home, well we got stopped at the red light in front of the 7 eleven, the light turned green and the car in front of me takes off with me right behind him. This idiot comes flying up beside of me and the car in front of me, and the right lane ends in like 50 feet, if that, and he's trying to beat me and the car in front of me. So I did what most people do and sped up so he couldn't pass me, but he was about to go off the bridge so I slowed down and let him in. When this guy gets in front of me, you can see him yelling and throwing a fit and looking at me in his rear view mirror, it was AWESOME! Louwisa then says "look at the back of his mini van." It had a Jesus Fish and a bumper sticker that said "Cowboys for Christ." I thought that was hysterical, I mean Cowboys do not drive mini vans. Cowboys are the manliest men in America, they ride horses, drive cattle, fight rattle snakes and eat beans over a fire in the middle of nowhere. I refuse to own a mini van and I'm not a cowboy, just a regular man.

So the whole point of this blog was to tell you that Cowboys do not drive mini vans. Ok, that's not really my point, it's my number 2 point. The real point is to be careful what you do, if you have a Jesus Fish, Cowboys for Christ bumper sticker or a Jesus Freak t-shirt, be careful, because the sad thing is, everyone around you who is stuck in the secular world is waiting for you to do something stupid so they can tell everyone how Christians act and that's why they don't go to church and all that other crap they come up with.

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Seriously, Cowboys do not drive mini vans.