Still Nothing! I hate McDonald's

Yo, what up? I know you guys are getting sick and tired of me complaining about McDonald's but I just can't seem to shake this off. I haven't spent any money at McDonald's lately because I'm still ticked off about the Monopoly game and the last time I was there I wanted 20 nuggets and only got 10. Not only is McDonald's taking my money, clogging my arteries, and cheating me out of a million dollars everyday but they are taking my chicken nuggets now. The only thing McDonald's can seem to get right around here is the sweet tea, and it's questionable sometimes. The McDonald's here off the 29th Street Exit does the best sweet tea, but you go down to Hal Greer to that McDonald's and you never know what your gonna get. I got some game pieces from the new girl who started here at work the other day, she has given me like 20 pieces already and I keep telling her she's going to have a heart attack if she doesn't chill out on that stuff, but then I'm like, what if she gives me Boardwalk and I win a million dollars? My health will be fine.

Now to this stupid online Monopoly game McDonald's has going on. I played my new game pieces yesterday, all 20, went around the board a couple times, and kept landing on the same properties I already have. I did land on a couple of the community chest and got some Coke Rewards, I have 150 points now. I'm just so angry at the online game, I've been around the board at least ten times, maybe more, and I keep landing on the same stuff, this is ridiculous! So I have some to the conclusion that the winning game pieces are not in Huntington, West Virginia at all. One of the guy's that works here in the same building as I do, have even teamed up and we still can't beat the Monopoly man. I know your like, Travis, if the winning game pieces aren't there in your town, why are you still playing? The answer is, I never back down. The McDonald's CEO and the Monopoly man are probably in their big offices laughing at people like me, but I'm going to win that million dollars and then invest it and turn it into eleventy billion dollars and buy McDonald's. My first act will be to fire the big shots of McDonald's, punch the monopoly man in the face and break his little eye glass thingy, then I will kick Ronald in the groin and watch the clown cry. Then I will sell McDonald's to someone for a couple trillion dollars and retire. I will buy a huge ranch somewhere, turn it into a small sub division and invite all my friends to come and live my neighbor hood.

So, if I had to make a point to all this, it would be, McDonald's is a leading cause of heart attacks, the Monopoly man is blind and can't see my fist coming, and Ronald McDonald is a guy, I think. Alright, I'm done, Peace Out!

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