Global Cooling

You never here anything about it, all you here about is its cousin, Global Warming. Well, I am here to inform you of our new threat to the environment, Global Cooling. The government doesn't want you to know, that's why they created Global Warming, trying to place the blame on my 98 Ford Explorer that only gets 16 miles to the gallon. Global Cooling is real my friends, we all saw the pictures of Las Vegas covered in snow, we all know how cold it got here in West Virginia and how cold it still is, and we saw where the poor people in Hawaii had to bundle up because the temperature was in the 40's. They want us to save the polar bears. The last time I checked, the Artic Circle still had artic temperatures, and if that's not good enough for them, I'm pretty sure the Ohio River is frozen, come on down and play. Global Cooling is a threat to us and future generations. I am urging you to get out and drive everywhere, pump as much gas as you can, make cows fart, take a plane trip to every city in America, waste our resources, even paper, we don't need tree's, they block my view of a lot things anyway. So, don't go Green as they say now days, go Black and cover everything is ash.

I was reading my last blog and it was titled "Global Warming" and I thought to myself, what's the opposite of Global Warming, then it hit me, Global Cooling! I just started thinking about it and thought I would have some fun with it. If you have anything else to add to Global Cooling, go ahead and post it, let the world see (or the 1, maybe 2 people who read this ...... just one, Tony Hodge)

For the record, I haven't taken my stance on the environment yet, so don't hold this against me for whenever I run for some political office. This message has not been approved by me or anyone on my staff (my staff being the invisible people only I can see, or if your from Narnia. I'm pretty sure people from Narnia can do anything, they can talk to lions, why not see invisible people to.)

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I did that carbon foot print calculator thing, and according to it, I personally will destroy the Earth. You're welcome.