What Global Warming?

Yo, what's up everyone? It's been a little over a month now since I have posted something on this beast of a blog. I hope everyone had a Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year. My Christmas was awesome! I got more toys than clothes this year and that always makes for a good Christmas. My New Year, Louwisa and I just sat at the house and hung out, we watched the ESPN New Years Eve thing were they guys did tricks out in Vegas, it was cool to watch a guy break his hand.

The Twins are doing amazing! Louwisa is just about 27 weeks now and the girls are bouncin all over the place in her belly. They are right on track with their growth and everything and they both weigh about the same which the doctor is just amazed by all this. I give all the glory to God for these babies and their health. We have the girls names picked out already.

Charlise "Charley" Bryer Adkins - The Sweet One

Berkley Caysen Adkins - Little Miss Attitude

It's funny because the girls already have their own personality in the womb. Charley is my sweet one. She's just hanging out, and during the ultra sound she will let you get as many pictures as you want, she'll even strike a pose for you every now and then. Berkley on the other hand, she has found her spot in the womb. She is very comfortable and does not want to be bothered. We have not been able to see her face yet because she keeps turning her head, and they struggle to get her heart beat because she'll start moving making it very difficult. The thing is, they just didn't start doing this, it's been like this every ultrasound. The last ultrasound, we got like 20 pictures and only 3 of them were of Berkley because she is hard to work with.

I am super psyched to be a dad, as if you couldn't tell, because Louwisa and I have been trying for so long and God decided to bless us with two. I know it sounds crazy, and I know all the sleepless nights I'm going to go through, all the drama surrounding girls, but I really look forward to it and being an awesome dad.

So I know I titled this thing "What Global Warming" and I haven't even mentioned anything about it, but here it goes. Global Warming is false. If the Earth was getting warmer than why is the high in Huntington, WV suppose to be 19 today and 15 tomorrow with the lows around the 1 mark, with windchill taking it to -9? The Polar Bears could move here for a few weeks and live, we have plenty of deer they can eat on, they might even find them a nice black bear to settle down with. I thought with Global Warming the oceans would rise some, which would flood some coastal states and bring the beach closer to me. So, what I'm saying is, Global Warming is Fake! The polar bears are fine, ice bergs might be melting or breaking off, but did anyone stop and think that the ice might be really old and can't hold it anymore ( I just totally made that up, it would be sweet though if some scientist read that and then went and proved it and named a melting ice berg after me, and then gave me a polar bear as a gift. I would name him Ranger, and he would live in my backyard, and I would walk him with a leash. No one will ever mess with a guy who is walking a polar bear) I say Global Warming is fake, but I really don't know, it's just kind of hard for me to believe, but if it is true, then I blame my grand parents and parents for it. It's their fault, with their non hybrid cars, and hair spray, and polar bear hunting.

Alright, there's my rant on Global Warming. Take my ideas and study them, digest them, think about them, and then hit me back up with something on how right I am. I will try and check this thing more often, because I know how many people read it and need it to get through their day, especially is Japan, I'm a huge star there.

Adopt a SIDE NOTE brought to you by Save The Polar Bears:
Did you know that Polar Bears can smell a human 20 miles away, and they have been known to kill a man. This is why I want one, so he can defend me from other polar bears. (Because there is a huge polar bear population in West Virginia)