Grilled Cheese

Hey everyone. Sorry I did not post anything yesterday, I was busy and I left work at 3 to get some things done. I know how disappointed you all were when you had nothing to read. It's like when you go to the bathroom and you know you're going to be in there for awhile and you sit down and let yourself go, and you realize you have nothing to read or do while your there. All of a sudden it just doesn't feel as good as you expected. That's why I keep Uncle John's Bathroom Reader in the bathroom. If you haven't read those I strongly suggest that you do because they are filled with pointless information that could win you a million dollars sometime. Seriously, I got a million dollars question right on "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" one time, to bad I was watching from home and not in the seat at the time. Speaking of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire," we all know that McDonald's doesn't want you to. (Refer back to post "Furious")

I really don't know what to say on this post because the past couple days I really haven't done anything sweet. I went to mom and dads house for dinner, which was grilled cheese for me, and I ate two grilled cheese sandwiches and just about threw them up afterwards. That's a lot of grease and cheese I ate. Then I had some pumpkin pie after that. It kind of reminded me of that one Seinfeld episode where Jerry bought the cookie that was half white and half chocolate, and he said why can't the white and chocolate live together and not be separated. He also talked about how he hadn't thrown up in like 17 years or something like that. Then he ate the cookie and said the white and chocolate halves of the cookie weren't getting along and he went a threw up. That's what eating two grilled cheese sandwiches and pumpkin pie seemed like for my stomach. If I had to make it into a metaphor, the grilled cheese would represent the pilgrims and the pumpkin pie the the Native Americans. The Pilgrims and Indians would be fighting at the Thanksgiving table and all of a sudden a giant wave, which would be my stomach acid, came ashore and wiped them all out. And that's why I didn't throw up because my stomach roughed both of them up.

Well now that I have made no point, made you laugh at a flashback of that Seinfeld episode, and maybe grossed you out a little, it is time for me to go. Peace Out everyone! If you would like to submit a topic to me for my opinion and expertise, just leave me a comment and I will enlighten you on the subject sometime.

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